Smelly Armpits

Well, I’ve tried every antiperspirant
And still, I just can’t prevent
That smell from rising in my pits
Man, it always gives me fits
I don’t even need to be active
I could just be sitting on the bench
And still, the sweat would start flowing
Followed by that stench
In school, the teachers could never understand
They always thought that I was stupid
Because I never raise my head
But I knew the answer
Yes, I knew how to think
Its just that I also knew how badly my pits stink
Once, I had a girlfriend
God, I was so glad I found her
But in the end, she broke up with me
Because I wouldn’t put my arm around her
Oh that stench that forms in my pits
Man, oh man, oh man, it gives me fits
I wish it would quit