Do You Sit or Stand to Wipe Your Bum?

If you’re sittin' down to wipe that butthole
(Sittin' down to wipe that butthole)
Don’t let your hand go too deep in the bowl
(Don't let your hand too deep in the bowl)
Or else your knuckles might
(Or else your knuckles might)
Also need a wipe
(Also need a wipe)
And if you wipe while you stand
(Wipe while you stand)
Spread out your cheeks with the other hand
(Spread out your cheeks with the other hand)
'Cause if you keep them tight
(If you keep them tight)
You’ll miss som poop while you wipe
(You'll miss some poop whil you wipe)
Do you stand up to wipe? (Stand up to wipe?)
Or do you stay down to wipe? (Stay down to wipe?)
Whatever feels right (Whatever feels right)
There’s no wrong way to wipe (No wrong way to wipe)
Whatever feels right (Whatever feels right)
There’s no wrong way to wipe (No wrong way to wipe)