Welcome to Fart Town

Welcome to Fart Town!
Welcome to Fart Town!
Welcome to Fart Town!
Welcome to Fart Town!
WEL! COME! TO! FART! TOWN!
Welcome to Fart Town
Where you can let out a fart, but don’t let out any brown
When you push it out, it makes a wonderful sound
You once were lost, but now you’re found
'Cause, you’re in Fart Town. v
This is the place!
'Cause, you can stink it up, and no-one makes a face
Fart silently, if you want
But we prefer it with a toot, 'cause that’s our town anthem
Welcome to Fart Town!
Welcome to Fart Town!
Welcome to Fart Town!
Welcome to Fart Town!
Welcome to Fart Town!