Wetting the Bed

Well, I was having a wonderful sleep
It was nice and relaxing and deep
And I had this magnificent dream
About a lake and some rain and a stream
And sure enough I woke up in a puddle of my own piss
Oh man, I’m getting way too old for this
Well, I tried those plug in sheets
The kind that is supposed to wake you up with a noise when you start to pee
But they didn’t help me with my problem
They just jolted me with a shock of electricity
And no matter how little I drink
Each night before I hit the hay
I know what I’m gonna wake up in the following day
Oh man, I’m getting way to old for this
Starting off each morning in a puddle of my own piss