Snots

Where do they come from?
Why do I have so many?
I would be a billionaire
If I could just have a penny for everyone of my
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots
They’re soft or hard, they’re wet or dry
And usually the colour of peas
And they end up all over the place
Every time I sneeze
I’m talking 'bout
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots
Often times I pick my snots
I use a tissue though, when they’re runny
I don’t do like that kid over there who’s snots end up in his tummy
Cause he was eating his
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots
Sometimes I suck in my snots
And then I spit 'em out
I tell you snots are one thing that I would happily live without
I’d love to live without my
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Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots, snots