The Diarrhea Bounce Back

When the diarrhea shoots fast from your butt
Once it hits the toilet, it bounces back up
And it stains the bottom of your toilet seat
And it also stains your buttcheek
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
When the poop comes out with so much force
It won’t just sit nice in the toilet, of course
No matter how well you try to aim
A mess is made and you’re to blame
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
Diarrhea bounces back every time
Diarrhea is quite unique
'Cause when you’re done, you don’t just wipe between your buttcheeks
You’ve got to wipe them on the outside too
Because they’re splattered with toilet water mixed with poo
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
Once you have flushed, you must
Clean underneath the seat before it turns to crust
Unless the toilet is not your own
In which case, don’t bother, just go home