Justin Bieber Farts

Listen up all you ladies
I hate to be the one to say this
But I honestly believe you need to know
You all think that he’s a perfect, flawless work of art
But the truth is, he’s a human, and that means he farts
Yes, even Justin Bieber has to let one go
Sometimes Justin Bieber farts
Yeah, Justin Bieber farts
I know you don’t wanna think about it
But Justin Bieber farts
Now that this inconvenient truth has been expressed by me
All the girls are responding with hostility
They say, «Justin Bieber is perfect, he would never let out a stink»
He’s so beloved and adored by girls across this nation
They don’t want to think about him involved in flatulation
They’re in denial, they don’t want to think
About Justin Bieber farting
But it happens every day
Justin Bieber farts
And then he waves his hand to make the stink go away
Justin Bieber farts
The ladies don’t wanna think about it, they don’t wanna believe it
But he farts