I Pee When I Poop (But Not the Other Way Around)

There’s nothing I can do
I always pee when I poo
When I’m pushing out a poo
A little pee comes out too
When I’m lettin' out my fecal matter
That’s when I get a jealous bladder
Sayin', «If the bowel’s going to get a turn
I should also be allowed to pass some urine»
I pee when I poop but not the other way around
That’s right, when I’m going pee
The desire to poop does not occur to me
The closest I get when the pee flow starts
Is once in a while, I let out a fart
There’s nothing I can do
I always pee when I poo
When I’m pushing out the poo
A little pee comes out too
I pee when I poop but not the other way
I pee when I poop but not the other way
I pee when I poop but not the other way around
There’s nothing I can do
I always pee when I poo
When I’m pushing out a poo
A little pee comes out too
It’s strange but of course
Someday, it’s gonna get worse
Every day, I’ll slip a diaper past my feet and my knees
When I get to the age where I pee when I sneeze
I pee when I poop but not the other way
I pee when I poop but not the other way
I pee when I poop but not the other way around