Drunk With a Moose

I once got drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
Was raining so hard, I could barely see
Invited all his friends from across the bay
Told them all they could have a drink on me
I once got drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
He asked me what I do with my time
I told him I get drunk with moose at any lake
But his was the first whom has replied
I once got drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
After twenty pitchers I was feeling weak
He drank so much he broke the bank
Lucky for me I had some Mead
I once got drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
Told me not everything is as it seems
Heard a loon sing a tune in ghostly way
Hard to tell if awake or in a dream
I once got drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
After a few more hours the bar was full
Including some birds too drunk to fly away
About a hundred different types of animals
I once got drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
Ended up the biggest band you’ve ever seen
A bellow so low, chirps so high, drums never fade
All flowing to the tunes from the sky to their feet
Did you ever get drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
Did you ever play with the ones who can see
I once got drunk with a moose at Rainy Lake
Or then again, maybe it was Halloween