The Testicle Song

One is for shame
One is for glory
Give 'em a name
Make up a story
Too
One is for show
One is for action
And everyone knows
They bring satisfaction
True
So don’t suck
One for my girl
And one for my ex
Fillin' the womb
Or fillin'' the latex
One is for God
And one is for country
One is for God
And one is for cod
So don’t suck
One is for love
How you first got to know her
It makes a (?)
But wants a little bit lower
And that one’s for lust
'Cause you are a man
Lookin' for ladies
That you’ll never see
Again
So don’t suck