Razor

My razor’s gone, my razor’s gone
Bought it at the store
Must have up and walked right out the door
My razor’s gone, I can leave it alone
But I’m liable if
A murderous intention holds her grip
My razor’s gone, started questioning one
It’s two necks on the line
If the razor cuts a cut there’ll be a noose around mine
Well an angel took the razor to a far away place
Tryin' to shave a whisker off a heavenly face
My razor’s gone, my razor’s gone
Bought it at the store
Must have up and walked right out the door
Well my memory’s not as sharp as could be
It’s got my mind in a whirl
Lately I’ve been thinkin' about a girl
And my new lady friend has got my mind in a mess
And how she makes me upset
Nothing knows a razor like a woman’s legs
Well my baby took the razor, didn’t have to beg
Tryin' to shave a whisker off a heavenly leg