My House Is Bigger Than Your House

Everybody talking like they’re hot shit
Well I don’t even know what your name is
Next week it’s a new band
Seven dudes in an old van
So I walk a little farther than I have to
And I’m getting sick and tired of the (ooh-ooh) (ahh)
Let’s break it down for the assholes
You put your hand on my (ooh-ooh) (ahh)
Oh, honey-pie, barking up the wrong tree
Oh, honey, why making love is so sweet
It’s in the hips, I can do the tango
I make a living sipping drinks in Montenegro
My house is bigger than your house
We take more hits than the NFL burnouts
And my pool is bigger than your pool
So bring the heat and I’ll be in a swimsuit
I’m in the band, not with the band, honey
I’m in the band, not with the band (ahh)
My house is bigger than your house
We take more hits and we’re burning it all down
I’m clocking in every weekend
And I still find time in the day
To turn the damn world to a dreamland
We don’t give a shit about the pay
I know you think you wanna be a rockstar
And I hear you think you’ve got that (ooh-ooh) (ahh)
You never play like an all-star
You want the trophy (ooh-ooh) (ahh)
[Pre-Chorus
And in a way, it’s not about that something
In a way, it’s all about the tongue ring
It’s in the hips, it’s all about the feel-good
Too full of it and no one ever sees the real goods
My house is bigger than your house
We take more hits than the NFL burnouts
And my pool is bigger than your pool
So bring the heat and I’ll be in a swimsuit
I’m in the band, not with the band, honey
I’m in the band, not with the band (ahh)
My house is bigger than your house
We take more hits and we’re burning it all down
It’s in the hips, make your mama doubt me
And in the lips, sing it-sing it proudly
Oh, swing the hips, running with the bullseye
You’ll never make it if you’re always asking why
Oh, mama me, greetings from the runway
Oh, mama me, cheating on a payday
Oh, mama me, heading to the Imax
And if you stick with me you’ll make it to the
(What?)
(I don’t know dude)
My house is bigger than your house
We take more hits than the NFL burnouts
And my pool is bigger than your pool
So bring the heat and I’ll be in a swimsuit
I’m in the band, not with the band, honey
I’m in the band, not with the band (ahh)
My house is bigger than your house
We take more hits and we’re burning it all down