Apprentice Dentist

Working at the dentist, community service
Trying to fix the lighting and undercoat the door
She ran down the road, her teeshirt was bouncing
Looked like two rabbits fighting, she never wore support
Said she had a toothache, had to see a dentist
'Go and take your clothes off, now then, open wide
Looks like you need a filling, I’ll have to do some drilling,'
She wasn’t very willing, she wouldn’t part her thighs
Her orifice stank of fish, I bent to kiss her clitoris, it smelled of piss
Around her lips, were scabby bits, she had nice tits
I’ll get her pissed she won’t resist
Had to get her paralytic, got out the antiseptic, and the anaesthetic
And held it on her nose
Had to get inside her, 'I think its an incisor,' dribbling saliva
I gave her a dose
'Your gum’s got an infection, you’ll need a quick injection…
I’ll use my large erection.'
She gobbled down my beef
The nosh was eighteen carat, I pushed against her palate
She sucked my mutton mallet, got pearl drops on her teeth
'I'm sorry miss, but here’s the twist, I’m here to help put up some shelves
I’m no dentist
But go next door, second floor
Its the sperm bank, they’ll pay a grand for what’s in your jaw.'