Pie Taster

She said she liked the taste of my bell-end cheddar
And she asked me if I wanted to bed her
She was desperate for a fuck … (said her cunt was healing up)
Piles and NSU … (creepy crawlies in her pubes)
Dribbling out of her womb … (more semen (seamen) than the QE2)
I’ve never been to bed with an ugly woman
But I’ve woken up with one or two
(Stretch marks on her bum, tasted pies for Titterton’s)