Haircuts, They Are So Magical

Haircuts.
They are so magical.
And there are so many different kinds.
Haircuts.
They are so magical.
I am going to make a list of all the different kinds.
Bowl.
Bowl cut.
That is all.
Everybody has a bowl cut.
And you look ugly.
I am going to turn you upside down,
and eat a salad out of you.
It will have yellow peppers in it. Mm!