Rhitzy Rhitz

she grew up on the north side but now she lives in darwin
she’s a paramedic and looks like a green gherkin
she gives 150 percent, whatever she does
belly laugh like it’s the first time seeing a movie she loves
might sneak into spicy friday’s for a couple of beer
and check out her amazing crocodile impression — «it's hot in here»
rhitzy! rhitz! titchy! titch!
you know you’re all that we need
rhitzy! rhitz! titchy! titch!
we couldn’t live without rhee
she’s the youngest in this family of davies
and it’s still not clear if she was left by the gypsies
she wore green and gold and rocked the football field
but when she’s scared she might use you as a shield
it’s messy in here and smells like 2 piece feed
whatever happened, you know it’s gotta be rhee
rhitzy! rhitz! titchy! titch!
you know you’re all that we need
rhitzy! rhitz! titchy! titch!
we couldn’t live without rhee
she’s got the worst motion sickness, like even when the road’s straight
but that never stops her from breaking out a little bungee shake
she might get emotional — sometimes it’s bad
she’ll even cry during a mcdonald’s ad
can’t get her attention when she’s doing her hair twirl
but we still love her — rhee you’re my favorite girl!
rhitzy! rhitz! titchy! titch!
you know you’re all that we need
rhitzy! rhitz! titchy! titch!
we couldn’t live without rhee