More Than Survive

[JEREMY:]
C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon, go
Ow!
[THE SQUIP:]
What did we say about masturbation?
[JEREMY:]
I was just gonna check my email!
[THE SQUIP:]
You can't lie to me Jeremy, I'm inside your brain
Now, we're going to devise a system
I tally every time you think about sex and that is how many push-ups you do
If this morning is an indicative sample, you'll have pecs in no time
[JEREMY:]
Still not gonna be the cool guy, but maybe not so left out
Of all the characters in school, I might be the one who the story's about
Now that someone's helping me out
[THE SQUIP:]
Now get ready
[THE SQUIP & JEREMY:]
To more...
[JEREMY:]
...Than survive!
[ENSEMBLE:]
Na na na na na na na na, na na
[JEREMY:]
All in all a not too heinous day
[ENSEMBLE:]
Na na na na na na na na na na
[JEREMY:]
Walk the hall with purpose as I swagger on my way
[ENSEMBLE:]
Na na na na na na na, hey! Hey! Hey!
[JEREMY:]
Feeling crisp and high and clean
I head to drama practice with Christine!