World's Best Kiss

It was the world’s best kiss
And it was utter bliss
Though it was moister than I thought it would be
It was the world’s best kiss
Save for the awkwardness
And how we fit… which I admit… felt sort of weird to me
And in my dreams I still can taste it
Slightly yeasty
Oddly musty
Distance and time have not erased it
I wouldn’t change a single thing
I wouldn’t change a single thing
It was an awful kiss
Kind of a total miss
Clumsy and forced
Galavant: Way too much teeth
Messy and wet
Far from the world’s best kiss
Still I can tell you this:
It was a kiss I won’t forget