Will My Day Ever Come

Will my day ever come?
Will my moment arrive?
Will I ever be more
Then just some poor, fat loser?
Do I ever become the hero?
Will I wed the girl I love?
Am I going to get to touch her boobs?
I’m not telling you, you’re a child!
What? Who are you?
I’m you! In the future
Cool!
Oh god
Will I be a good king?
Not really
Loved by all that I rule?
Nope, sorry
Do I stand up and fight
For truth and right
And good?
Let’s see now — no, no, no
Will I go on some grand adventures—
Well…
With my closest, bestest chum?
Not exactly
When will that day come?
It’s never gonna come, is it?
Is it hopeless?
Am I useless?
Are we doomed to be completely lame?
Will my star ever rise?
Will my life ever change?
Am I destined to be
Achievement-free forever?
I don’t need all my dreams to happen—
Or a bunch, or even some
Will my day ever come?