Oy! What a Knight

Oy, what a knight!
Gather 'round you peasants!
Look who’s graced us with his presence!
What a hero!
What a mensch!
Oy, what a knight!
Plus the kid’s on fire
With a farkakte squire!
And a little shiksa wench!
Oy, what a knight!
God, is he to die for
Any girl would give an eye for
Such a hunk of kosher meat!
Oy, what a knight!
Handsome and a charmer!
Is it true that 'neath that armor—
Shh, he likes to be discreet
Speaking as his rabbi
Why am I not surprised?
Our Sidney is the knight who put
The «sir» in «circumcised»!
Oy, what a knight!
So how’s the business going?
You know, jousting, tally-ho-ing
Saving damsels in distress
(Oy, what a knight!)
Oh, did I mention slaying?
I did lots of it, just saying
: That’s our Sidney, the success!
: Hey!
What a gorgeous family
Your Sid can do no wrong
Who knew he came from such a lovely home?
Of course, I’ll be converting
So I’m sure we’ll get along
: Honey, please, you had me at «shalom»!
: Oy, what a squire!
So tell us 'bout Sir Sidney
: No
: He saved your life once, didn’t he?
: No
: So twice?
: No
: Thrice? Do share
Oy, what a knight!
Oy, what a didle, deedle, daidle!
He’s our hero!
He’s my idol!
He’s adored by one and all!
: You guys!
: And so, tonight to honor our crusader
You are all invited later
: To our fancy-shmancy ball!
Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy
Oy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy!
Oy, what a knight!
Oy, what a knight! Hey!