Maybe You're Not the Worst Thing Ever

Richard: You’re frigid and demanding
I shudder at your call
Madalena: Whenever you come near me
My flesh begins to crawl
Together: But sometimes, there are moments
I’m not repelled at all
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever
Isabella: You’re utterly disgusting
I loathe your manly stink
Galavant: I see your mouth start moving
And God, I need a drink
Together: And then, from out of nowhere,
I’ll look at you and think
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever
M: You’re worse than crabs
R: Worse than scurvy
G: Worse than lice or plague
I: But truth be told
All: You’re growing on me just like mold
G: And though, you’re so annoying
I: So easy to despise
R: And though, there’s something scary
Behind your cold, dead eyes
M: And though I’ll never like you
All: It’s nice to realize
Maybe I shouldn’t quite say never
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever