Super Mario the Musical

Let’s go to the beach, peach, like your tits in your bikini
Whoaa!
Want you to shake that ass like the way you move that ass
But that’s now history now that bowser’s kidnapped you
He’s got you shaking that ass for his horny bad man crew!
Peach is a ho yo that’s for sure
And you better save her ass if you wanna plow her back door
Whooaa (Yeah!)
Mushrooms will get you high, toke up, now jump down that pipe
Blasting fire flowers, and beating bad gorillas
I do what I must
Then I reach for the phone
And call up the homies, only a few that I trust
We got knives, guns, bananas, motherfucking turtle shells
One thing is for sure
That dinosaur named bowser is going to burn in hell
Peach is a ho yo that’s for sure
And you better save her ass if you wanna plow her back door
Whooaa (Whoaa!)
Mushrooms will get you high, that motherfucker bowser yeah he deserves to die
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!