Modern Warfare Remastered, the Musical

What kind of muppet name is Soap?
Boarding a ship, sliding down the rope.
A nuclear cargo is aboard,
MIGs sink the ship to the sea floor.
Rescue our informant Nikolai,
He was caught as a spy, and condemned to die.
Our extraction was downed, I hate to report,
So we paid the c back with some air support.
(Zakhaev)
Our so-called leaders p us to the West,
Our so-called leaders p us to the West.
Destroyed our culture, our honor, and our economies,
On our soil, my blood is on their hands.
2 (Jackson)
The invasion of this nation has just begun,
Al-Asad is doomed, watch our flashbangs stun.
Warpig broke down and must be fixed,
So we covered that a 'til the dawn at 6.
Then we plowed through the capital searching for Asad,
All we found were militants and j.
We saved our pilot 'cause our will was strong,
'Til we all got fried by a nuclear bomb.
(Zakhaev)
Our so-called leaders p us to the West,
Our so-called leaders p us to the West.
Destroyed our culture, our honor, and our economies,
On our soil, my blood is on their hands.
BRIDGE (Macmillan)
All ghillied up with a silent scope,
Blow Zakhaev’s arm off, slide down rope.
Ferris wheel Alamo, it’ll be a farce,
When our claymore mines tear 'em a new a.
(Price)
Track Zakhaev down to finish the job,
Before he nukes the East Coast and the Yanks all sob.
Disarm the nukes by hacking in the base,
When we tried to escape, Gaz got shot in the face.
(Zakhaev)
Our so-called leaders p us to the West,
Our so-called leaders p us to the West.
Destroyed our culture, our honor, and our economies,
On our soil, my blood is on their hands.