Microwave

«Does anybody know how to put my microwave together?»
I yelled whilst wandering on the dance floor in the middle of the night.
Then a hot lady apperared with a jack and coke filled with pills,
So of I chugged the whole thing and washed it down with gasoline.
What happened after that, I really do not know,
They might have put too many icecubes in my jack and coke,
and then I called a cab and drove it to my home,
I parked it in the bedroom, we finally were alone…
It was like a tornado in the bed,
All this hair and flesh, just a spinning blurry mess,
and before I blacked out the lady took her wig off and said «I'm from the
future, you’ll understand some day»
That was not a chick, it was just me in wig,
That was not a chick, it was just me in wig,
That was not a chick, it was just me in wig,
That was not a chick,
It was just me in wig,
«I don’t understand why I would travel back in time just to sleep with myself»,
I said to my accountant.
«I mean I’m sure there is a good reason for me to do what I’m going to do I
guess. But I dunno. I don’t know what to say about this.»
What happened after that, I really do not know,
I might have had a jack and rubbing alcohol in coke,
I’m ready for the day, it’s time for me to be on the other end of that night I
fixed my microwave.
I fixed my microwave!
I fixed my microwave!
microwave.
It was like a tornado in the bed,
All this hair and flesh, just a spinning blurry mess,
and before I blacked out the lady took her wig off and said «I'm from the
future, you’ll understand some day»
It was like a tornado in the bed,
All this hair and flesh, just a spinning blurry mess,
and before I blacked out the lady took her wig off and said «I'm from the
future, you’ll understand some day»