Phil

My buddy Phil, he took a lot of pills
My buddy Phil, he took a lot of pills
He won’t get up, I wonder when he will
Must need a nap from taking all those pills
I guess I’ll let him stay over and sleep there on the floor
I’ve never seen my buddy Phil this exhausted before
I can’t wait for him to see what I drew on his forehead
I bet he learned his lesson and won’t take those pills again
Hey Phil, it’s time to leave
When’s he gonna wake up?
You’ve been acting so weird
Now you’re pulling this crap
Party’s over, go home
Now he’s just being a jerk
Next morning he stays here
While I head off to work
I’m trying to vacuum my carpet
But he’s in the way, so go find somewhere else to lay
I don’t mean to wake you, but you kind of really stink
So, I’m gonna put you in the bath
I worry because my friend’s been acting weird just like I said
I guess I’ll let him stay again and sleep here in my bed
We don’t have to go out
We can both just cuddle here instead
I know what’ll cheer you up
Here, I brought you some more meds
Hey Phil, it’s time to leave
When’s he gonna wake up?
You’ve been acting so weird
Now you’re pulling this crap
Party’s over, go home
Now he’s just being a jerk
Next morning he stays here
While I head off to work