Myothershirt

An able man with the strength of an ox!
Oh, such might and valor! Of noble heart and smelly farts and sinewy steel!
This great embodiment of warrior strength, strong enough to have separated
limbs. One of a kind! Pray, tell me who is he?
It is a matter of grave importance to me. A matter that cannot wait for
deliberations of the sun and sea.
This vial it holds your life, your time. You’d never know how to eliminate the
evidence, or incriminate the fool.
The mighty fall when apartheid breaks. You’d forever hold pre-meditated
consequences, make us fall away.
Can we ignore that we’re all obliged to stay alive?
The mighty fall when apartheid breaks. You’d forever hold. Pre-meditated
consequences make us fall away.
Oh, he bakes you say? A pagan of butter and sugar and dough?
Such folly shall never meet the sullen eyes of forgiveness. Vermin!
This is oafishness. This is folly. This is stark raving lunacy!
Surely you wouldn’t deny this rather delectable pastry.
Fresh horses!