I Love You, Pav Bhaji

Play dough.
Never expect another prisoner.
Always and forever.
Under the watchful eye of the predator.
Kiss her till it leaves back a scar.
Dear President, may I please show you my willy?
Cos I’d like you to know what it means when I will never tell,
never wish and never know
What it takes to be another side, another shore
Falling into what will be still outta whack, I don’t know
If you’re gonna keep your foot in mouth, you don’t need a pedicure.
Tell me what they said. I didn’t even hear.
Tell me what it means. I don’t even know.
Tell me what to do. I’m not even here!
Tell me where to go. Anywhere but here!
Tell me who I am. How am I to know?
Tell me why I’m here. I can’t say for sure.
Tell me who to see. The ones that disappeared!
Pressure cook mixed vegetables and peas till well done.
Mash them coarsely after draining.
Heat butter in a pan.
Add ginger-garlice, capsicum, onion, tomatoes.
Fry for 2−3 minutes till very soft.
Add pavbhaji masala, chilli powder, turmeric, salt, sugar and fry further 2−3
minutes.
Bring to boil.
Simmer till gravy is thick, stirring and mashing pieces with masala, in between.
Add lemon juice, stir.
Garnish with chopped coriander and a block of butter. Now, have with pav.
Butter. Nimbu. Kanda. La!
I love you, Pav Bhaji.
Baby, I love you. Pav Bhaji.
Darling, I love you. Pav Bhaji.