A Message From The Count

«Welcome»
Should I do something like that?
Do the, uh, the, like, right in be-, like, in between that
A little scarier? More Dracula?
«Welcome»
Welcome!
What? To Dracula’s lair?
Welcome, to Hotel Diablo!
I am your baggage claim man
I, wait… I am your bellboy, Dracula
How may I suck your tits fa- I mean take your bags?
Hello
«Dracula is that you?»
Ahh haha, you caught me. Yes, it’s-
Lemme do a, lemme do a run of that, hold on
Fuck that, it’s not funny