Don't Look Down

Well, I stand flat-foot before you
Let the accusations fly
How my bones are built of Bodark
How my blood is thick with pride
How my jokes are not that funny
How I never take the blame
You best voice your vocab carefully
'Cause I could say the same
And don’t look down
(Don't look down)
It’s a long way up
(Long way up)
You been sippin' champagne
(Sippin' champagne)
From a dairy queen cup
That’s why no one really hears you
When you say you’ve had enough
Don’t look down
(Don't look down)
It’s a long way up
Before you start pointing fingers
Best remember these few things
The second one is for the devil
And the third for your wedding ring
And the fourth is of a family
From a noble porcine home
And your thumb is for entertaining
While you’re sitting around all alone
And don’t look down
(Don't look down)
It’s a long way up
(Long way up)
You been sippin' champagne
(Sippin' champagne)
From a dairy queen cup
That’s why no one really hears you
When you say you’ve had enough
Don’t look down
(Don't look down)
It’s a long way up
Funny thing about advice is
It changes every day
We are all truth seekers
Until the truth gets in the way
And when we tell the story
We bury the lead
Then we peruse the paragraphs
For some fresh philosophy
And don’t look down
(Don't look down)
It’s a long way up
(Long way up)
You been sippin' champagne
(Sweet champagne)
From a dairy queen cup
(From a dairy queen cup)
That’s why no one really hears you
When you say you’ve had enough
Don’t look down
(Don't look down)
It’s a long way up