All Bets are off

You don’t often say all bets are off
And you can call me sir
Well they’re shuttin all the lights off for the night
And they’re lockin all the doors
Just don’t get all whiny and upset
And act like your world’s just been blown apart
Cos i didn’t understand it then
And certainly do not intend to start
And streamlined
I thought that you could see
I thought you did
And the way you said so eloquently
Well now you didn’t
Well i had in mind that you would do
The same thing to me that you did last time
I met a man who said he knew some french
And couldn’t lie to me
I learned that mais en da tu rais en da tre tu l’amour (???)
And some things in between
When i asked him what he meant
His answer suddenly just wasn’t half as clear
He said that everyone should help to conjugate your verbs
And that’s what we’re all here
But when i opened my mouth up to speak
Nothing came out
And the words i once said perfectly
Were now in doubt
So push it off -- you should understand
Cos i hate to be the bearer of the bad news
When the shit all hits the fan