Watson on Your Side

Are you Sherlock Holmes
like you’ve been claiming?
And blaming all your charm on elementary.
Well I see kinks in your memory
two or three.
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True I think you’re cute
in a pull my pigtails kind of way.
But if you’re really him
Well, then I’ll chance to be
the Watson by your side
and never second guessing.
Never be your Moriarty
unless you agree.
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Well I think you’re swell
If all my friends just weren’t around.
So are you Sherlock Holmes
like you’ve been claiming?
And blaming all your charm on elementary
Well I see kinks in your memory
two or three.
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True I think you’re cute.
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Well, I think you’re swell
in an off-colored way that makes my days go.
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