Ragamuffin Dumplin'

Blow away
Brow away
Throw your lousy dough away
Watchin' sideburns growing
Gettin' lengthier than the hay
I’m a magic man
With a magic plan
In a royal exclamation
I’m the royal duster dan
When you pull the string
I’m just another favorite toy
But spend your time with candy
And your dentist gets annoyed
When i am a stooge (a stooge)
It never fails to fail to fail
Sit me on toy stool (toy stool)
I want the sand that’s in your pail
And a boat that sails
If i was a realie
I’d want a sgad of fester sores
Got none now but then i’d want
A million hundred more
Scaffold on the wrist (the wrist)
It does the same thing as a tape
For broken wrist the treatment (treatment)
Vitamins that have the shape
Of a busted grape
Ragamuffin
Tagamuffin
Sour dough ruffin muffin
Desperation jargon
Spittle-powered by a cork
I’m the magic man
With a magic plan
In an awesome thunderbolt
I’m the royal dumpling stan