Bonomo's Turkish Taffy

sleeping on a sunday
lying in your bed
nothing can top it
or even come close
chicken necks
what the heck
why should i get
out of bed for that?
i’m ever wondering
after i’m married
will i have to
put up with a dope?
nope is what i hope
nope is what i hope
nope is what i hope
nope is what i hope
when you’re just a kid you’re
just in school
and you see a groundhog
as a rule
you can’t go look and
see if it’s real
while you’re spelling words
or supposed to learn a tool