J Dog and the Hand

Well have I got a story for you.
Its got cowboy hats and witches brooms and it’s the
gloomiest, dubious groovy tune.
But it’s something we all goin be movin to.
Oh and let us not forget the hero of the day.
Making the world a terrible place for crooks and criminals,
, and melodic subliminals.
Well from evil he’ll snatch you up and like a baby
he’ll lay you down. Oh no then enters the villains,
, Boom Boom Boom what’s that sound?
Howlin wolves or Hell hounds?
Either or I’d be runnin for sure.
But don’t you worry now baby I’ma double back for my
lady and if I don’t woman you know I’ve been had.
I’ve fallen victim to J Dog and the Hand.
(They're the original gangsters man.)
Now there’s a rumor I have to diffuse,
there’s no cowboy hats or witches brooms.
That was simply an amateur writing tool.
You see, villains like us never went to school.
But don’t ever forget the day the hero died and the
lesson was learned everybody gets burned and every ninja has his samurai.