Dwarves vs. Giants

King Richard: Starts snapping
Let’s go and pop a few giants
Dwarf #1: Kick some gargantuan butt
Dwarf #2: Hack out those huge knobby kneecaps
King Richard + Dwarves: And make them keep their big mouths shut!
Someone
Has got to cut them down to size!
Someone
King Richard: And we’re the ones who will climb them
And slap their fat faces!
Galavant: Let’s mess a whole bunch of dwarves up
Giant #1: Stomp on those wee little tots
Giant #2: Laugh at their wee little biceps
Galavant + Giants: And itsy-bitsy you-know-whats!
Someone
Should punch their beady little eyes
Someone
Galavant: When we’re done squishing the runts
There won’t be any traces!
Roberta: Listen, people!
There’s no need to fight
Holy freakin' cow, you’re the same damn height!
Dwarf or giant!
Both will die tonight
There must be a way I can make things right!
Galavant + Giants: It’s time to finish the dwarves off!
King Richard + Dwarves: It’s time to take down the giants!
Roberta: There’s no need to fight!
Galavant + Giants: Rip out their teeth and their eardrums!
King Richard + Dwarves: Kidneys and tonsils and livers!
Roberta: You’re the same damn height!
King Richard + Dwarves: Gonna cream those giants!
Galavant + Giants: Dwarves!
We really, really hate those guys!
Roberta: You’re just the same!
King Richard + Dwarves: Really hate those giants!
Galavant + Giants: Dwarves!
Galavant + Giants + Richard + Dwarves: Let’s put 'em in their places!
King Richard: I’m gonna kill me a giant!
Galavant: Bring it! Whistles
You dwarf!