Jeff, Jeff

Jeff, Jeff
Say, what’s the news boy
What you got to say for yourself
I’ll tell you
Had a fight with my car and my girlfriend broke down
Life’s just hell (ain't it?)
We were parked on a cliff near the outskirts of town
I told her we were out of gas (out of gas, out of gas)
Jeff, Jeff
The old out of gas trick
Use it on somebody else
Oh, I will
It’s been maximum fun since we turned seventeen
Both our folks thought we did
Even I hoped we would
'Member we’d meet at Denny’s
For coke and ice cream
And I swore I’d never leave you
But I was young and that was then
Jeff, Jeff
Now take what you want of me
But please don’t leave me by myself
No
In Japan there’s a screaming room
Lover’s leap, over the moon
Don’t take me out with you
Don’t take me out with you
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
John Wayne nineteen fifty-two
Don’t take me out with you
Don’t take me out (look out, look out!)
Jeff, Jeff
The car off the cliff gag
Use it on somebody else