My First Born

My first born
We lock horns from time to time
Maybe it’s because we’re the same Leo sign
Well, there’s no mistaking you’re half mine
And, by the way, you have to take out the garbage
My pre-teen
I’m the meanest mom alive
You can have the last laugh you’ll turn 25
Announce you’re becoming a Rabbi
But you can’t watch a second episode of the Simpsons
I know you’re sick of «do this», «don't do that»
And honestly I can’t blame you
Well, if you’ll grow up to be a Democrat
I’ll give you an extra hour of computer game time
My first born
I adore the kid you are
And if you ever doubt it just
Play this song
There are times when you’re right and I’m dead wrong
But I’ll only admit it
In Antonio Carlos Jobim-influenced music
My first born
My first born
My first born