Dorms, Shower Baskets & The Walk Of Shame

See, that’s what college is all about, man you gotta love college,
man it’s the best thing in the world.
You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of Shame.
Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame!
For those of you who don’t know what the Walk of Shame is,
that’s when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all
the way across campus
all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes.
Oh no, no, I was over at the libray, I was over… I stayed overnight,
overnight studying.
You go to your dorm in the morning, there’s like a line of kids waiting to get
to the shower.
It’s like, bunch of zombies just walking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the flip-flops
is beating everybody.
He’s got his little basket of stuff with him.
You have to have your little shower basket of stuff. This little baskets holds,
like, your shampoo, your soap, your loofa.
And girls have, like, this nice loofa. It’s like this little mesh, pink loofa.
Takes off your dead skin, it’s really nice.
No, for guys we have the option, we have, like, this French bread lookin' loofa
that rips out your ass hair.
Yeah, thank you very much. Ow, ow!
Ow, ow! Walking back to my dorm, everyone’s like,
«Hey Jim, nice tan!"I'm like, «It's my third layer of skin!»
«I just over-loofa'd. Call the doctor. The wind hurts me, who’s got the window
open? Shut it!»