Reality Strikes

My life is one big adventure
I got girls all around the world
I got girls all around the world
And I’m happy as can be
Laughing like the butcher’s dog
My life is one grand tour de force
I got a lady in every town (so many pretty ladies in every town)
I got a honey in every town
And I’m happy as Larry
Laughing like the butcher’s dog
Oh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah
Was it all just a dream
Or a freaky reality
Was it all just a dream
Or a freaky reality
Was it all just a dream
Or a freaky reality
Was it all just in your head
Or the rocks and the spiders and slide to this death
My life’s a long flirt with danger
I got a child in every town (a child and it could be you)
Yeah I got a kid in your town (it could be you)
And I’m grinning from ear to ear
Happy as the butcher’s dog