Bring on the Storm

There was a battle, with the temperature slowly falling around me
Men of science, and the men of faith throwing rocks and calling names
I felt trapped. Collapsed. Couldn’t balance on my own two feet
I saw my friends shake, shaking uncontrollably from lack of heat
And I finally did it. And I’m finally warm
So shut down America and bring on the storm
Oh, I finally did it. And I’m finally warm
So shut down America, bring on the storm
Without a clue or a hypothesis I survived the bitter cold
And I write you from the frozen sea
The first of many stories told of feeling trapped
Collapsed. Couldn’t balance on my own two feet
I saw my friends shake, shaking uncontrollably from lack of heat
The Pacific freezes over and I step onto the ice
I walk out to an island never seen by human eyes
I light a fire and wait for you, so look for smoke and sparks tonight