Kindergarten Cop

There once was a drug dealer
With a corny ponytail
Who thought he could get away
Get away from the law
But someone was after him
A man with a pledge
The price he had to pay was to become…
A kindergarten cop
Kimble is here for your ponytail
Now you will go back to fucking jail
Pick up the soap
You know it’s gonna fucking hurt
Selling your dope
Now feel this fucking squirt
Shoot him destroy him
Shoot him destroy him
Shoot him destroy him
Cut his fucking tail off