The Last Man On Earth

A space ship landed on my lawn today
You may find it extremely hard to believe
But it actually did happen
Anyway, a door opened, and out came, a woman
Wow — she looked like an amazon queen
From an Italian sexploitation flick
I said hi there
You must be tired from a long and exhausting journey
May I interest you in a relaxing game of strip poker?
She said not even if you were the last man
Not even if you were a friend of Superman
Not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man
Not even if you were a friend of Superman
Not even if you were the last man on earth
Thank you — she got back into the ship
And took off to a galaxy far far away
I threw myself on the phone and called a publisher
Who by the way was, a woman
I said hi there I just met a girl from outer space
So here’s the deal
I tell you my story and you turn it into a best-seller
There’s big money in this for both of us
So what do you say — lunch?
She said not even if you were the last man
Not even if you were a friend of Superman
Not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man
Not even if you were a friend of Superman
Not even if you were the last man on earth
Then I called my mother who by the way is a woman
I said hi mom I forgot your birthday last week
You know how bury I am these days
Anyway, I’m between
Platinum albums at the moment
Do you think you can spare me a few bucks
She said not even if you were the last man
Not even if you were a friend of Superman
Not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man
Not even if you were a friend of Superman
Not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man on earth