Long Ago

Davey: It all seemed so long ago
Jennifer: Young and happy don’t you know
Davey: Down by the creek I would show
fireflies to that girl.
Jennifer: But that was back when he was nice
Davey: Before my warm heart turned to ice
Whitey: My sister’s wig once had lice
Jennifer: But that was long ago
Davey: The schoolyard’s where we were,
the first time I kissed her.
Jennifer: He thought he got some toungue
Davey: But it was only retainer
Whitey: Eleanore’s bra is a trainer
Davey: Well over theres my family home
Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam
Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone
Phone sex lady: But that was long ago
Davey: I carved our names upon that tree
Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me
Man: My darling wife was once a he
Man’s 'darling' wife: But that was long ago
Jennifer: He’d always whisper in my ear
Davey: But then I started drinkin' beer
Whitey: My jewels got licked by six frisky
deer
Jennifer: Now he’s just a loner and a lier
Davey: And my trailor’s caught on fire
fire?!