I Walk the Thinnest Line

I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the light and dark sides of my mind
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the good and bad sides of my mind
And when I’m bad I sit in a tree
And spit on people who walk under me When I’m good I stay at home
I’ve got 29 kids all named Jerome
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the light and dark sides of my mind
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the good and bad sides of my mind
And when I’m sad I go to a club
Drink enough beer to fill a bathtub
When I’m glad I make a wish
Find a wife who has read «My Little Fish»
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the light and dark sides of my mind
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
I walk the thinnest line
Between the good and bad sides of my mind
And when I’m bored I watch TV
A million things I want to see
To fill my mind on either side
Dear TV I want to take you for my bride
I walk the thinnest line