Sucker

I said can you pass me a pen
I said just pass me a pen
And then I wrote down a joke that I thought
We’ll have a rollin' around the floor
She just laughed and said she heard it before
Many times
(La la)
She’s so hard to talk to (La la)
I can’t get her to dance (La la)
They make her feel like a man,
Oh you ain’t got a chance
So let’s just have dance
Let’s have a dance (Dance dance dance)
Let’s just have a dance
Let’s have a dance (Dance dance dance)
Yeah let’s have a dance
Oh yeah she’s hard to impress
Oh how I wish I was a gifted author of notable success
But there’s a beauty in her verbal gymnastics
And she’s a lover of mundane classics
All though her book club is full
of intellectual geriatrics
So I’ve heard.
(La la)
And when I try to call her (La la)
I can’t get a response (La la)
And tellin' the boys she’s really doing the dance
So let’s just have a dance
Let’s have a dance (Dance dance dance)
Let’s just have a dance
Let’s have a dance (Dance dance dance)
Yeah let’s have a dance
She loves Byron and Rumi
She won’t waste no time on me
So let’s just have a dance
Let’s have a dance (Dance dance dance)
Let’s just have a dance
Let’s have a dance (Dance dance dance)
Yeah let’s have a dance