Boden Catalogue

David and Samantha are coming out to play
And we jump in the Volvo and then we’re away
Yeah we look like something out the Boden catalogue
Headed down to Cornwall with all the other planks
Majorca’s too hot so we say ‘No Thanks'
Yeah we look like something out the Boden Catalogue
Samantha’s tears make her make-up run
She says that David always makes fun
Of stuff she says that makes perfect sense
Oh why can’t life just be like the pages of the style section
Headed for an Eco lodge that’s carbon neutral
Oh they read it in the Telegraph that it’s the future
Oh we look like something out the Boden catalogue
David and Samantha have had an argument
And David tries to calm her down with a soft mint
Oh they look like something out the Boden catalogue
Had a little breakdown on the M5
David said at least you know you’re alive
Samantha pulls her hair away
Out of her eyes
And says ‘Why can’t life just be like the pages from the style section'
David likes to smile and say mega all the time
But they only eat fish if it’s caught on the line
Yeah they look like something out the Boden catalogue
David and Samantha are coming out to play
And they jump in the Volvo and then they’re away
Yeah we look like something out the Boden catalogue
We look like something out the Boden catalogue
We look like something out the Boden catalogue
We look like something out the Boden catalogue
We look like something out the Boden catalogue