Dog Gone Crazy

When I woke up this morning
I was not surprised to see
my dog’s eyes shining bright red.
He was about to lunge at me.
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
I don’t know what caused it,
him giving me the evil eye.
One more bark and he’s had it.
No more room for him to lie.
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
When I woke up this morning
I was surprised to see
my dog chewed my nose off
because of his insanity.
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn’t it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?