Put Some Alcohol On It

SO YOUR HEART S BEEN BROKE
AND YOUR HEAD IS HURTIN
AND THE THINGS YOU RE TRYIN
NONE OF THEM ARE WORKIN
FOR A GUY LIKE YOU
IN SUCH A BLUE CONDITION
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
THERE S ONLY ONE PRESCRIPTION
PUT SOME ALCOHOL ON IT
PUT SOME ALCOHOL ON IT
IT S REAL GOOD STUFF
IT WILL FIX YOU RIGHT UP
BURNS A LITTLE DON T IT
BUT YOU KNOW YOU RE GONNA WANT IT
WHEN YOU RE CUT AND BRUISED
THE ONLY THING TO DO
PUT SOME ALCOHOL ON IT
YOU DON T NEED TO SEE
YOUR FAMILY DOCTOR
WHAT I M RECOMMENDING
IS A BETTER OFFER
IT S A WHOLE LOT CHEAPER
IT WILL HEAL YOU FASTER
IN A WHILE HER BEING GONE
WON T EVEN MATTER
(REPEAT CHORUS)
A LITTLE BARSTOOL MEDICATION
A LITTLE CURE FOR WHAT YOU RE AILING