Redneck Gigolo

Poor little white trash
Say you got some extra cash
Why don’t you come
Blow it all on me
I ain’t nothing but a smartass
Drinking from any empty glass
I’m as crazy as a tree
What’s your hurry?
What’s your hurry?
Don’t you worry, baby
Don’t ever shed a tear for me
Don’t you worry, baby
I’m cold as a boy can be
I ain’t scared of a broken heart
I get bored with the easy part
Oh, heaven knows, I’m a redneck gigolo
I think you and I should go down by the seaside
Pick up all the dead things on the beach
Ain’t nothing but a washed-up world
You ain’t nothing but a stupid girl
I think that’s the way that life ought to be
I’m stuck in between
The man I am and the fool I been
Hey, what’s new?
I’m looking for a crazy bitch
Who ain’t afraid of the hickory switch
Hey mama, how about you?
I’m a redneck gigolo, now
Ow!
Alright, now