Don't Mess With Latexas

I know that I should just confess
But I don’t admit to much these days
I was a monster once
But now I’m calm
Now I’m tame
But sooner than later I’ll need more
I’ll try to behave myself til then
I was a monster once
But now I’m calm
Cause now I’m fed
You seduce me with your bottle neck
And vapid prose through drunken breath
Though you’re half my age and half undressed
It’s morally ambiguous
Still your speech is young
Your words are wrong
You talk so much your voice is raw
I’m sure you’re sick of sucking up
I’m such a sucker for a sycophant
I know that I should just confess
But I don’t admit to much these days
I was a monster once
But now I’m calm
And now I’m tame
But sooner or later I’ll need more
I’ll try to behave myself til then
I was a monster once
But now I’m calm
Cause I just fed
Your state is so picturesque
Your men are strong
Your women blessed
Though I was taught to never mess
With the poison wells of Latexas
I know that I should just confess
But I don’t admit to much these days
I was a monster once
But now I’m calm
And now I’m tame
But sooner or later I’ll need more
I’ll try to behave myself til then
I was a monster once
But now I’m calm
Cause I just fed